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Infamous Gaming is a South American professional esports organization based in Lima, Peru, founded in 2015. Infamous' Dota 2 team is known for being one of the few South American teams to compete in major international events. The team first gained attention by winning the 2016 World Electronic Sports Games Americas Finals and placing fourth in the inaugural tournament, Infamous became the first South American team to qualify for The International, the game's premier tournament, in 2017. In 2019, the team again participated in The International, this time placing 7/8th in the tournament.
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