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{"type":"general","setup":"What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?","punchline":"Squash.","id":263}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?","punchline":"He was too far out, man.","id":311}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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