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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}

{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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