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{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Dad, can you put my shoes on?","punchline":"I don't think they'll fit me.","id":83}
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Plainview Hospital is an acute care community hospital with 219 beds located on 888 Old Country Road in P